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      <image:caption>9.30pm, 8th-12th February 6.45pm, 15th-21st February Rosie O'Grady's Tickets available here ‘I saw a butterfly flying out to sea. It will get lost out there and die’ - Iris Murdoch, The Sandcastle. Long-limbed award-winner tries to pin down the things that we should really let go. A comedy show with live instrumentation, emotional manipulation and 'truly masterful gags, crafted with intellectual panache’ (Chortle). There’ll be freestyles as well, but they’ll probably be quite sad. 'Unashamedly clever and sparklingly original' ★★★★ The Arts Desk ‘Mines for laughs in esoteric places, consistently digs up comedy gold” ★★★★ The West Australian ‘An undoubtedly talented, intelligent performer with a show that's full of music, laughter and a few moments that make you think about what is important in life’ ★★★★ Broadway Baby ‘A virtuoso...a hip-hop machine, the best freestyle joker the world done seen’ The Guardian</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>9.30pm, 8th-12th February 6.45pm, 15th-21st February Rosie O'Grady's Tickets available here ‘I saw a butterfly flying out to sea. It will get lost out there and die’ - Iris Murdoch, The Sandcastle. Long-limbed award-winner tries to pin down the things that we should really let go. A comedy show with live instrumentation, emotional manipulation and 'truly masterful gags, crafted with intellectual panache’ (Chortle). There’ll be freestyles as well, but they’ll probably be quite sad. 'Unashamedly clever and sparklingly original' ★★★★ The Arts Desk ‘Mines for laughs in esoteric places, consistently digs up comedy gold” ★★★★ The West Australian ‘An undoubtedly talented, intelligent performer with a show that's full of music, laughter and a few moments that make you think about what is important in life’ ★★★★ Broadway Baby ‘A virtuoso...a hip-hop machine, the best freestyle joker the world done seen’ The Guardian</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tickets available here Edinburgh Fringe sensations Racing Minds are back in Perth after selling out in 2015! A doddery grandfather can't quite remember his ripping yarn, but with your help a mystery stuffed with hilarious characters, whip-smart wit and breathtaking twists will take hasty shape before your very eyes.  Anything could happen, but excitement is guaranteed in this improvised comic adventure based entirely on audience suggestions!  ★★★★ (West Australian) "impressive improvisational talent ... a lot of fast-paced, inventive, jolly good fun" ★★★★★ (Three Weeks, Edinburgh) “Script-less brilliance, crowd captivated from start to finish, what more can I say? We reviewers are guilty of overusing certain buzzwords: ‘chemistry’, ‘great delivery’, and ‘entertainment value’ – you know the ones I mean. This show ticks every one of those boxes.” ★★★★ (Fringe Review) "the best fun you can have in a confined space with over 50 strangers whilst still having your clothes on” ★★★★★ (The New Current) "Insanely original"</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>5.30pm, 22nd-27th January, The Stables Various Times, 28th January-16th February, Parrott House Tickets available here and here for the Parrott House run Are you going on holiday this year? Doing anything nice at the weekend? How’re the kids? Chris Turner and Alice Winn abuse their psychic link for your amusement. Quirk-packed characters, quotable one-liners and sepia-tinged vignettes tumble out of this completely improvised exploration of everyday conversation. Weathering an hour of tedious smalltalk, a visit to the hairdressers can be a conversational chore. From this point, UK improvisers Alice Winn and Chris Turner unravel and reweave a whole host of memorable characters, imagined environments and poignant tales in a high-wire hour of unscripted comedy. The Haircut begins the moment one of them takes a seat in the other’s salon. From thin air, they spin a web of individuals, relationships and stand-alone scenes that will leave audiences wondering how such feats are possible, as each new story unfurls from their conversation, and the shop fills with a rich tapestry of comedic characters. Different every night, the people of Perth will want to spend another hour in the company of a pair whose warm and easy interaction demonstrate their complete trust in one another. 'Unashamedly clever and sparklingly original' **** The Arts Desk ‘Mines for laughs in esoteric places, consistently digs up comedy gold” **** The West Australian ‘An undoubtedly talented, intelligent performer with a show that's full of music, laughter and a few moments that make you think about what is important in life’ **** Broadway Baby ‘A virtuoso...a hip-hop machine, the best freestyle joker the world done seen’ The Guardian</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Australia photos - Racing Minds present Unscripted!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tickets available here British improv stars Racing Minds bring a unique and daring comedy extravaganza to Maylands!  Each show features guest performers from the pick of the Fringe to ensure a truly unrepeatable experience – with not a script in sight!  Whip-smart wit, hilarious characters, edge-of-your seat adventures and more!  RACING MINDS is a comedy improvising quintet featuring Chris Turner, Daniel Nils Roberts, Dougie Walker, Tom Skelton and Dylan Townley, borne out of Oxford University, UK. The show is a fast-paced improvised comedy, which also features live songs, is driven by fresh ideas from a new audience every night. Aaaad Now For Something Completely Improvised has played four sell-out seasons at Edinburgh Fringe Festival and sold out their Australian debut in Perth at Fringe World in 2015.  As heard on BBC 6 Music. Nominee: Best Comedy Fringe World 2015. 'Clever, funny and satisfying' (Sunday Times). 'Crafted by the gods of comedy' ***** (ThreeWeeks). 'Insanely original' ***** (TheNewCurrent.co.uk). 'Supremely impressive' **** (GiggleBeats.co.uk).</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tickets Available Here Acclaimed improvised comedy quintet Racing Minds, conjure, from nothing, a 50’s-style comic radio-play! After four sold-out years at Edinburgh Festival Fringe and sold-out Australian debut in 2015, Racing Minds are returning to Perth.  The show is an improvised homage to the adventurous radio theatres of yore and it's delighted live audiences in attendance and listeners to our podcast - we record every performance and release our favourites as a 'real' radio play to over 500,000 Soundcloud followers. As a genuinely improvised piece, complete with plot-relevant news broadcasts and audience inspired songs, every performance is completely different and unique to that evening. Every show features a guest "Foley Artist" (local and international guests in Perth) and our experience and interplay as a group means there's no such thing as a boring show!  Old-fashioned microphones, sharp suits, greased hair... all the hallmarks of classic radio adventures with one unique twist: this time the audience is in charge. ★★★★ (West Australian) "impressive improvisational talent ... a lot of fast-paced, inventive, jolly good fun" ★★★★★ (Three Weeks, Edinburgh) “Script-less brilliance, crowd captivated from start to finish, what more can I say? We reviewers are guilty of overusing certain buzzwords: ‘chemistry’, ‘great delivery’, and ‘entertainment value’ – you know the ones I mean. This show ticks every one of those boxes.” ★★★★ (Fringe Review) "the best fun you can have in a confined space with over 50 strangers whilst still having your clothes on” ★★★★★ (The New Current) "Insanely original"  </image:caption>
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      <image:caption>GET YOUR TICKETS HERE! GET YOUR TICKETS HERE! 5.20pm, 5th August - 30th August 2026, Underbelly Bristo Square (Friesian Venue), Edinburgh Fringe One mic, infinite possibilities! America’s Got Talent runner-up Chris creates jaw-dropping freestyle rap from your suggestions. Fast, fearless and astonishingly funny - this is live comedy at its most exhilarating from the first comedian to ever have a Las Vegas residency with Cirque Du Soleil. No script, no safety net, entirely in the moment. 2023 - 2025 EDINBURGH FRINGE SELL-OUT SHOW! 'A virtuoso… a hip-hop machine' Guardian 'Absolutely hilarious… Brilliant. Brilliant. Brilliant' Simon Cowell 'One of the most unique and innovative acts ever… genuinely has to be seen to be believed' NBC 'The Fringe holy grail - theatre-grade comedy in an intimate space… mind-bendingly flawless' ★★★★★ EdFestMag.com  'Very funny, uniquely appealing... nobody on a Vegas stage does what he does' Las Vegas Review-Journal 'Spectacular and hilarious' Broadway World 'Exquisite' ★★★★★ Scenestr 'An absolute must see' ★★★★★ One4Review ★★★★ List ★★★★ Skinny ★★★★ Herald As seen on America’s Got Talent, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, TED Talks, and in Cirque Du Soleil’s ‘Mad Apple’. TICKETS £10-£15 ON SALE NOW - CLICK HERE!</image:caption>
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